So Today i went to the Dentist

Trust me, I've had worse ideas. But it was long over due so I made an appointment and actually showed up. After a 3 hour appointment I walk out of there not feeling half of my face, talking like Sid the Sloth. But lets start with the positives, I have ZERO cavities!!! BUT I have to have quadrant cleaning, 3 separate appointments, and in 8 days I will be back in there for 3 hours while they yank my wisdom teeth out.... Seriously. What did I ever do to them?!? oh and here is the "Best" Part I need fucking braces! sorry about my language mom, but I literally made it to almost 29 years old....what do I get for my birthday?? BRACES?!?!?! but don't worry I wont get them until after cabo....one simply doesn't go to cabo with braces! well I guess I could get clear ones.


So I leave there, go to work feeling like half my face is falling off, sluring my words and my boss is wondering if it was really the dentist I came back from ha ha ha. Listen, im not the kinda person to get drunk at work...any more anyways! which reminds me, I have been sober for 109 days!! Since New years eve I have not had a single sip of alcohol in my body. Which sucks only once a month realistically. I was talking to Matt yesterday about if we were going to drink on our Cabo vacation. I always had the idea that I would be sipping margaritas all day on a vacation...But sober people don't do that. But hey they can make anything a virgin, well except Lindsay Lohan ha ha ha ha.
But back to my melting face, this is just another awesome day, where I can still eat without looking like a dumbass. Thankfully two of my meals are shakes. I owe this to Herbalife lol. And not to mention, I totally wore my Herbalife pin to the dentist, and got two new contacts! How exciting is that!??!