Working Out

Ok I'm just gonna say it, im a flippin cheap ass. I make good money dont get me wrong, i just DONT want to spend it. THAT being said, I have been working out at home. Last year around tax time i got all jazzed up about the potential hot summer body i was going to have so i bought an eliptical thing from walmart.,I had this vision that i was going to set it up on my massive deck and just go downtown to pound town on it. Well it stayed a thought and i got on the bitch like once, ok twice but just to prove a point to my husband that i did it more than once.  So thus it is tax season again. No i didn't buy another one, i just set the old one up just in case i wanted to try again...i think that day is coming. But in the mean time i have been doing other little work outs. My Herbalife Coach Dalis sent me all kinds of awesome work outs. I have to tell you, I woke up so damn sore this morning, it kinda felt good...you know the good kind of burn. I felt like an idiot while i was doing them because it had been so long. But i found this picture and it totally confirmed that im not the only idiot who looks like they are taking a piss on a hydrant.

I have noticed, that with all the work outs that i am doing ( i put 5 pound weights on my ankles when i do this BTW) MY weight NUMBER has stalled, but i take weekly pictures and i can definitely see the difference.
I freaked out the first few days i didn't see a change in my number on the scale. I not so calmly text my Dalis and freaked out. She politely told me to calm my tits and realize that what i was doing was burning fat and gaining muscle. Hense seeing the difference on my body and not the difference in the scale.
That one was hard i am honestly addicted to my scale. So my husband did what any gentleman would do, He hid the fucker. Awesome, so now im freaking out and can't find my scale. But hey, maybe being a nervous wreck for another week will help.

Ok love ya weirdos. Hope you all are doing well! Here is to another Herbalife Week!

Dun Dun Dun!!!!

Ok doll faces, Its official, I'm an independant Distributor for #Herbalife!!! Like I said I will document this every step of the way for anyone who is interested in watching how it goes before just jumping on board. I wont tell you any of the amazing secrets, I'll show ya just enough to get you excited then BAM youre sucked in and I promise it will be the best sucked in you ever got ha ha ha. Bare with me its early and that sounded lame.

So it's only been a day since I signed up and I already have nothing but awesome things to say about the company. It was a little bit of a rough start, signing up was a little difficult BUT only because it was user error on my end. I had a dur dah dur moment and used the wrong card...But customer service was beyond friendly and i had a lot of dumb questions and they still treated me like i was the smartest person in the world...Not even kidding #bonus!

And when I was setting up my website they actually sat me through a seminar type thing to inform me of the right way to use it and the appropriate steps to take to ALWAYS ensure 100% customer satisfaction..Always. And at the end of the seminar we have to take a quiz and pass with 80% or higher to even get your website. It sounds crazy but if i was just a customer, it would make me feel a helluva lot better know that the person who is taking care of me was actually taught how to.

Ok so anyways. here is my website URL
http://www.goherbalife.com/coachpater/en-US
Go ahead and check it out, also here are the social media outlets i have for myself also.
Twitter
...wait is that it lol. Man i suck. I guess ill do a facebook too, if i must.

And in a 2 or 3 month time, i will be posting a video of my weight loss in a time lapse thing. I am addicted to watching these so i want to add my own :) Stay tuned!